June 2010
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Looking at wedding venues online
Mike: ooh they also do quinceaneras there
Mike: maybe we should tell them we are doing that instead
Me: I am a janky ass 15 year old
Mike: what why
Me: because I am 30
Me: and a jew
Mike: you could get really offended if they questioned you
Mike: "ARE YOU SAYING I LOOK OLD"
Mike: "ON MY QUINCEANERA?!?!"
Mike: "HOW DARE YOU"
Me: so you think I should insist that rather than being a 30 year old jew getting married I am having a Quinceanera
Me: Then get into a fight
Mike: whatever, you're a lousy 15-year-old latina
Me: fuck you
Mike: YOU KNOW I DIDN'T MEAN THAT
Mike: YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO BE
Mike: YOU CAN BE A PUERTO RICAN BABY
Me: are you saying I look old
Me: and on my quinceanera
Mike: see!
Mike: it's satisfying, right?
Me: hahahahahah
Me: I want to be a puerto rican baby
Me: I am going to go around fighting anyone who questions that
Me: and you will have to defend my honor
Mike: oh goddamnit
Mike: well fine
Mike: then I am going to be a retard
Mike: and you can't fight retards
Mike: it's not polite
Me: we are an amazing couple
Me: a puerto rican baby and retard
Me: sitting in a tree
Me: k
Me: i
Me: s
Me: s
Me: i
Me: n
Me: g
Mike: TOGETHER FOREVER BABY
Me: Forever and ever