So first things first: I have to get into some dress. No matter that this is one of the few items of clothes that you have tailored to your body nowadays, you still have to get into it. So I am supposed to go on some crash diet. Like, immediately. I should have already started before he asked.
Instead, since I got engaged, I have been on an eating binge that could have me ending up on Oprah’s couch crying so hard we have to go to an unplanned commercial break.
