Honey, I know that wedding planning is emasculating and you are too busy at work to give any thought to your up coming nuptials. I can plan everything alone, even though I also have a job. But it is a girl job and not that important anyway. Lets be honest I am going to get knocked up as soon as possible and quit my job anyway. I don’t mind trying to plan a wedding after work, and on the weekend while you go out with your buddies. But honey, I feel the need to get you involved so I can shoot down any and all of your ideas. I heard about some gay men pretending to be bro’s made a wedding planning web site just for you!
