I Used to be Cool, but Now I'm a Bride.

Grandpa, What were Churches Like?

This shit is hilarious! Really, just read it. It is totally worth it. Old people, jesus, guns, and just a hint of pedephilic overtones. It is really a brilliant piece.

Posted August 19, 2009 at 5:36pm || home

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I Used to be Cool, but Now I'm a Bride.

I just got engaged and I can already feel the taffeta tightening around my neck.