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Mike:
ooh they also do quinceaneras there
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Mike:
maybe we should tell them we are doing that instead
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Me:
I am a janky ass 15 year old
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Mike:
what why
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Me:
because I am 30
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Me:
and a jew
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Mike:
you could get really offended if they questioned you
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Mike:
"ARE YOU SAYING I LOOK OLD"
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Mike:
"ON MY QUINCEANERA?!?!"
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Mike:
"HOW DARE YOU"
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Me:
so you think I should insist that rather than being a 30 year old jew getting married I am having a Quinceanera
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Me:
Then get into a fight
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Mike:
whatever, you're a lousy 15-year-old latina
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Me:
fuck you
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Mike:
YOU KNOW I DIDN'T MEAN THAT
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Mike:
YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO BE
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Mike:
YOU CAN BE A PUERTO RICAN BABY
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Me:
are you saying I look old
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Me:
and on my quinceanera
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Mike:
see!
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Mike:
it's satisfying, right?
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Me:
hahahahahah
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Me:
I want to be a puerto rican baby
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Me:
I am going to go around fighting anyone who questions that
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Me:
and you will have to defend my honor
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Mike:
oh goddamnit
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Mike:
well fine
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Mike:
then I am going to be a retard
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Mike:
and you can't fight retards
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Mike:
it's not polite
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Me:
we are an amazing couple
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Me:
a puerto rican baby and retard
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Me:
sitting in a tree
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Me:
k
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Me:
i
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Me:
s
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Me:
s
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Me:
i
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Me:
n
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Me:
g
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Mike:
TOGETHER FOREVER BABY
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Me:
Forever and ever
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