Looking at wedding venues online
- Mike: ooh they also do quinceaneras there
- Mike: maybe we should tell them we are doing that instead
- Me: I am a janky ass 15 year old
- Mike: what why
- Me: because I am 30
- Me: and a jew
- Mike: you could get really offended if they questioned you
- Mike: "ARE YOU SAYING I LOOK OLD"
- Mike: "ON MY QUINCEANERA?!?!"
- Mike: "HOW DARE YOU"
- Me: so you think I should insist that rather than being a 30 year old jew getting married I am having a Quinceanera
- Me: Then get into a fight
- Mike: whatever, you're a lousy 15-year-old latina
- Me: fuck you
- Mike: YOU KNOW I DIDN'T MEAN THAT
- Mike: YOU CAN BE ANYTHING YOU WANT TO BE
- Mike: YOU CAN BE A PUERTO RICAN BABY
- Me: are you saying I look old
- Me: and on my quinceanera
- Mike: see!
- Mike: it's satisfying, right?
- Me: hahahahahah
- Me: I want to be a puerto rican baby
- Me: I am going to go around fighting anyone who questions that
- Me: and you will have to defend my honor
- Mike: oh goddamnit
- Mike: well fine
- Mike: then I am going to be a retard
- Mike: and you can't fight retards
- Mike: it's not polite
- Me: we are an amazing couple
- Me: a puerto rican baby and retard
- Me: sitting in a tree
- Me: k
- Me: i
- Me: s
- Me: s
- Me: i
- Me: n
- Me: g
- Mike: TOGETHER FOREVER BABY
- Me: Forever and ever
Posted June 13, 2010 at 3:59am in this is mike btw
